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A spartan training used to toughen their soldiers. Literally means, "I love anal" backwards. This derived from a military high school when reading a book about the Spartans. Done solely to piss off their teacher and somehow managed to be on the following quizzes because he thought it was legit. Like a fool, he didn't double check.
Lana Evoli is the manliest of activities, like it really bonds people together.
The Spartans practiced Lana Evoli to assert dominance.
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Lana rhoades keeps leaving Dominic’s ass licked out from rimming and Dominic’s cock and balls sucked and
face fucked and gagged and and choked
on and deepthroated and jerked off and
spit on and licked and stroked until he cums a few times
she loves dick riding dominic and rimming
him Lana rhoades Takes pleasure in making dominic
cum from rimming Lana rhoades is one of the
sexiest pornstars alive she loves dick riding
dominic in the freakiest sex positions And is
always trying to cheer Dominic up after she just dick raped Dominic yeah Lana rhoades is so hot one of the best pornstars ever to shoot porn or adult films which is probably why dominic is always down to have sex with her
I don’t give a damn Lana rhoades is one of the goats PERIOD
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A fat beached whale that attempts to fit in to general society but cannot fit due to her fat size. Lanas in the wild enjoy making rumours about others because they have an empty life and no soul. Their favorite hobby is opening the fridge and they are well known for having unattended birthday parties. If a wild Lana was to get angry they would most likely suck you into their black hole stomach and devour your family back to your ancestors.
Holy Shit, its a beached Lana. Shes so fucking fat! Take a picture before she falsely accuses you.
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Lanae Foster is a trangender dancer and actor from the Bronx. He was adopted by his current family at the age of 9. Lanae is Jamaican and Cuban. He started his acting career by doing commercials for the organization Big Brother Big Sisters. His biggest performance was dancing in front of over 20,000 people at the prodential center during the 50k Lions of Justice Festival.
Lanae Foster enjoys dancing and acting on his free time.
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Hey, Lana, can you read your name but backwards?
Lana: Shut the fuck up
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A child with approximately 5 million dads because their mother did some nasty stuff with them
Person 1: Oh look it’s Lana rhoades child
Person 2: Isn’t that the person with 2752725271525 dads
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