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MUSIC GENRE: Fake heavy metal music; Heavy metal music played to mock heavy metal music; Term coined by the band Cookie Crotch Nuts.
Cookie Crotch Nuts - Pure American heavy plastic.
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When a gang boss wants you dead he may send someone to bring you to his office. The floor will have a plastic sheet over it so that when he shoots you and your body slumps to the floor, no one has to go through the trouble of removing the blood from the floor.
Standing on Plastic has evolved into a general term for someone powerful wanting you dead.
"Oh man, Chavez went crazy when I told him on the phone that I screwed up the vault job! He invited me to his office, I reckon I'm standing on plastic!"
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(n.) a credit card; anything with a high interest rate, causing a once inexpensive item to be doubled, tripled, quad-jew-puled, etc. in price
"I don't have enough cash, guess I'll have to pull out the plastic jew."
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the never changing 'cheshire cat' grin found on those wishing to: "win friends and influence people", this group would primarily include politicians and business 'people'.
one has to wonder: what happens to these peoples' faces when they get 'pissed off', 'fed-up', or largely 'explosively' frustrated'? -such a bizarre human behavior style!
of course, it DOES tend to put the trusting 'at ease', making the more 'pliable' more easily taken advantage of.
-nevertheless, it gives people like me, who smile only when something is funny or 'lighthearted'; the CREEPS!!
the politician's plastic smile finally disappeared during the reception, after zack pushed a cream pie in her/his face!!
the insurance mans' plastic smile, let me know i had a new friend!!
all the cult members were possessors of the plastic smile!!
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A Japanese rock band.
Most of the lyrics are depressing, to the point I'd consider the band emo, if you can consider Japanese bands that.
They're really great though, Ryuutaro's voice is full of emotion.
I really like the song mizuiro girlfriend by plastic tree.
"I get on a green coloured bicycle, take my friend's mouse
And la~lala~ hum a song I heard in a bookshop just before.
With the crayon map you drew, I searched for your house
But points are missing and the relative ratio is insane
I'm disgusted, whilst to my side, with its wire meshing, the white
Bus to the dump runs past again."
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A twitter troll who pretended to be an 11 year old girl named Jessica, who claimed to be in love with Justin Bieber. In her twitter account, she made fun of all of the One Direction boys, saying Zayn Malik is "a Muslim terrorist" and Niall Horan "has fake everything" etc. Claimed to be having sex with her "cute sixteen year old cousin". Her fans were called her "army of plastics" Her first account was suspended because of Louis Tomlinson, one of the One Direction members, in early August 2012. After she came back to twitter in mid-September 2012 she admitted that all of the things she said weren't true, and it was all meant to be a practical joke; she's not really eleven, and she doesn't really like Justin Bieber. Right before she left twitter, Justin Bieber sent her a direct message thanking her for ending it. Her account is still on twitter, but hasn't been used since September 2012, only there to prevent impostors from taking her username.
Go to google, search up "Plastic Bieber twitter" - After her account was suspended, and she came back this was all that was left.
plastic bieber: 'I don't care about school! I just want to make a sextape with @JustinBieber and grow up to be a famous princess like Paris Hilton.'
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plastic bieber: 'sometimes I make my cousin dress like Justin before we have sex. I make him wear purple hoodies and saggy jeans lol it gets me in the mood.'
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plastic bieber: 'When I found out Niall was actually born with brown hair, I self harmed. It was the most devastating news. Worse than my grandma's death.'
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plastic bieber: 'People have been trying to delete me since day one, but @Louis_Tomlinson slayed the dragon. He is officially the white prince of twitter. '
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plastic bieber: 'OMG this is the perfect ending! Goodbye everybody! Love you Justin!'
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justin bieber - direct message ~ 'thank u for doing the right thing and not carrying this on any longer :) #respect'
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verb (used with object); to engage in the sport and or pastime of disc golf.
Once we finished smoking our doob, we proceeded to float plastic and drink our brass monkeys out on the course.
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