The want to consentually devour your partner(s) in a sexually and sensually delightful way. Oats may or may not be used in the process, but it will always end with two people living in a separate realities to one of the people in their lives that they find irreplaceable.
I want to eat them like a bowl of Piper porridge for the whole weeekend. I might even spice it up with some rhubarb this time round.
The chunky aftermath of a gay orgy with one bottom
After that insane orgy, I was shitting orgy porridge for weeks
a nickname that ionians give the rival school, Carmel college
hey mate!
yeah what?
that kid goes to caramel porridge!
oh shit!
When having sex with a girl who’s just been filled with another man’s cum and are then the porridge stirrer
Stacey fucks me
I cum in stacey
Stacey goes home and has sex with her boyfriend
He is now my porridge stirrer
When a dick is just right
-TJ Widgtis
I’ve found the guy that has the dick porridge. Not too big, not too small, just right.
a young girl that dosnt like to spit.
A cum guzzler.
"hey Bob, you see that young lass over there? I bet she's a right porridge snorter"
Look at him running around all beefy making a nuisance of himself. He's a right porridger!