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River rock

A river rock is a solid hard turd, followed by raging diarrhea!!!

Dang Brett don't use the bathroom, Steve had a river rock that he just let loose not a good sight!!!

by stevetotheo April 14, 2015

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river turding

A slang term for the ever popular choice of river rats everywhere: to take a dump in the quickly moving river waters rather than having to dig a shit-hole when nature calls.

My dear, river turding is the most hygienic choice, it’s nature’s perfect toilet and it flushes itself; those downstream may not like it but often they can see ‘em coming!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

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Nurse Rivers

The favorite nickname of the effeminate coach of the Boston Celtics who isn't above cheating and bending the rules to win games as the 2008 NBA Finals proved.

Adam mocks Nurse Rivers and his team's losing record after the Lakers win the 2009 NBA Finals.

by Nurse Rivers February 6, 2009


rivers academy

A shitty school in west london full of drug dealers that tend to also hang out with wannabe road men, people tend to ask “how the fuck can the school toilets be so vile, it’s like the sewage system in there“. Well obviously The head teacher always has a excuse to everything, For example why are there dead body’s lying around the school and why the school has a meth kitchen in the back

The word rivers academy or more commonly know as the worst school the London borough of Hounslow is used in a sentence like “You go rivers academy”? “Yeah”, “cool give me some cash and Ile sort you out with some guns so you can shoot up Rivers Academy

by Better pablo Escobar May 29, 2020

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butt river

When one has a poop so sloppy it flows like that of a river

Tom Hanks was so upset by the homemade guacamole made by Meg Ryan that he went to her master bathroom and had a butt river.

by baustin52 November 8, 2012


river sex

when you and your SO are having a SUPER intimate evening (or morning or day i think) and decide to take things downtown by (or in) a river. its actually the best. try it.

dude jess and i had crazy ass river sex last night

by suzzybyakka August 24, 2021


River Heckling

To taunt or otherwise heckle canoeists, rafters, kayakers, etc as they make their way down a river. Especially fun near river hazards that can cause navigation difficulties. Taunts may be concealed by referring to them as professional canoeists/rafters/kayakers before starting any detailed heckling. For some reason the sarcasm is rarely noticed. To maintain good river relationships each heckle session should be terminated with a "Job well done."

1)Prototype River Heckling dialog usually goes like this: Here come some professional kayakers. Look how they handle that craft. Job well done.

2)River Heckling occured from the banks as the "professional" rafters paddled by.

by Slipkid July 18, 2006