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When you're anxious and that causes your stomach to churn and you may feel nauseous, or even throw up.
Every time that she had an audition she would have a nervous stomach for hours beforehand.
When man jizzes on mans stomach and leaves it for the next morning and it feels like sandpaper.
I was jerking off last night and forgot about it. And now I've got Sandpaper Stomach
A stomach ache that is brought on after contact or ingesting of lake water. Often by swimming in or doing an activity in a lake.
Pronounced - stomach lake. Can also be reference as stomach lache.
Ah man I did one of those total wipeout inflatable courses yesterday at the lakes, I swallowed some of the gross water and now i've got serious stomach lake today. *runs to toilet*
A fictitious disease made up by idiots. The actual flu has absolutely nothing to do with your stomach or your digestive system.
Moron: I think I might have the stomach flu.
Doctor (or anybody with an IQ in the triple digits): No you don't because that doesn't exist. You probably have gastroenteritis.
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Used in reference to a particularly large amount of vomit.
Ted: BLAURRGHHH!
Joe: Whoa, Ted. That's quite a stomach-full.
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When you fuck a girl so hard and deep that she gets a stomach ache.
"Man your girl was telling my girl that her stomach hurts every time you fuck her"
" Yeah, I went so deep that I have her he stomach dick"
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