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a sandwich with only the bare minimum of meat and one slice of bread.
used to make deli meat and a bag of bread last as long as possible
1 slice of cold cut (2 if necessary, or cheese if you're feeling like you need the extra calories) + 1 slice of wonder bread, folded = 1 survival sandwich
A classic hunting scream often used by German YouTuber Gronkh during his survival let’s plays. Originated in his traumatic experience of playing “The Forest “ Los Forestos and having to hunt lizards for dinner.
Lizard: *existing, minding its own business*
Gronkh: SURVIVAL!
Lizard: *dinner*
A situation where you dump two of your best friends who are usually dumb as fuck and causing trouble in your life or the lives of your other friends in the middle of nowhere. In order for this to work, fake a road trip and invite your two dumbass friends with you alongside another friend. Once the four of you are together, drive out to an isolated area whether it be the woods or a desert. Park on the side of the road and order your two idiot friends out of the car. Once they exit throw a few chewy bars and four drinks to them so that they don’t die out in the open. Proceed to say something along the lines of “Sayonara retards!”, then speed off, leaving your two friends stranded in the middle of nowhere with no way back to civilization unless a car happens to speed by and the two douchebags hitchhike. Leave the friends there for eight to ten hours. Once time is up, drive back to where you last left them. Be aware that they might have walked far enough so you have to call them or text them. If they don’t reply, that’s when you know you fucked up and they are missing (fortunately). If they do reply, tell them to meet up here or there and then pick them up. Once they get in the car and start bitching to you for abandoning them, make threats that you may actually carry out to get them to shut the fuck up. Then drive them to their homes. This technique works with a lot of people and has spared them of all the future issues those two losers will cause.
Noel and Steve left Drake and Ted out in the Sonoran Desert for the rest of the day. It was survival of the retards for those two unfortunates.
A webtoon story about a main girl facing challenges on bullying as well as many perspectives on other issues.
Girl: Oh my god have you read Survive Today?
Boy: Of course it's so BANGER
Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!
Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis
Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death
*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.
At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”
The act of fantastic undulation to merely survive a traumatic / dangerous event. Survival Style starts with the fear of not being able to accomplish a task and / or severe unpreparedness for said event.
Brandon: "Kevin, you really threw some sick survival style when you hit that step-up jump on your mountain-oriented bike."
Kevin: "Yea bra, just tryin' to survive..."
lengthy period of time where one continues to live or exist while simultaneously
fighting off the feeling of starvation due to a
steep caloric deficit during a cut
Kaniiberry enters her survivation era after bulking up and making amazing gains