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Similar to white trash; however mainly associated with people from San Bernardino to Arizona. Typically they hang out in bars with trampy tattoos and smoke excessively
Looking around this trashy bar, I see a lot of ashtrays. Desert Trash must be lurking around.
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A sadist & masochist activity in which a cactus is used to brutally fuck one in the anus or vagina thus causing extreme pain, but in their case also, extreme pleasure.
Note: this is extremely dangerous and causes irreparable damage
Boy, ever since i got that desert blossom taking a shit has been more painful than ever!
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A term used by male deployed US Uniformed Military Service Members to describe the phenomenon of a female Uniformed Military Service Member's transformation into an attractive woman over the duration of a deployment. Such females are said to have "bloomed" or "blossomed" whilst in the deserts of Iraq, Afghanistan, other hell-holes that we're deployed to. Alas, for the Desert Flower must wilt; she must return to her unattractive state upon returning to US soil, for the Desert Flower can only bloom in the desert. (Or when more attractive Desert Flowers are in the vicinity of the desert, in this sense they are fraught with rivalry and are a delicate flower indeed .)
While the term applies to all branches of the US military, the Desert Flower is usually found further away from the nicer bases (i.e. away from the Camp Cupcakes) and as she is among fewer females and is accompanied by the men of the Infantries of the Marines and Army. The Desert Flower is typically enlisted and below that of the Staff-Noncommissioned officers (an E-5 and blow).
They are rarer in the Air Force due to the fact that women in the Air Force are already better looking than their sister counterparts in the Army and Marines and do not "wilt" upon return to decent civilization.
Those females unfortunate enough to stay unattractive over a deployment are referred to as the War Hogs, War Pigs, Thunder Cats or just Dude.
Marine PFC Schmuckatelli: "Oh shit! Sergeant! Did you see those hot chicks roll into the FOB last night? I nearly jizzed cause it's been so long since I've seen women! I hope to see them again at the chow hall!"
Marine Sgt. Motivator: "Be not fooled young Grasshopper, for they are Desert Flowers--unattractive girls who have only bloomed in the desert because there are no other chicks around and because we are all so horny for pussy!"
PFC Schmuckatelli: "How can that be? They are so beautiful! I must go to the shitter and rub one out."
Gunny Devil Dog: "Make sure that's all you do young Schmuckatelli! For they are all diseased of nasty shit that will make your little Devil Dog rot and fall off! They carry all STDs known to medical science!"
Schmuckatelli: "Aye aye Gunnery Sergeant!"
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A derogatory and offesnive racist term used to refer to people of Middle Eastern or Arab heritage/descent.
Desert Nigger is the equivalent to saying "sand nigger," "camel jockey," "dune coon," and so on.
Whoever uses this word is extremely ignorant.
Anyone who calls anyone else a 'desert nigger' is an idiot.
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When a woman is outside in the desert heat, and sun, for hour's on end, resulting in a disgusting smell, and possibly a discharge from the vagina.
Can also occur from heavy dancing.
Also known as Vegas Pussy.
"Man! My woman came home from the strip yesterday! She had that Desert Pussy! It was all smelly and shit."
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A very powerful pistol with about the amount of joueles as a 12 gauge shotgun, but with more accuracy. It was designed by Isreal to more a backup for the galil and uzi when they ran out of ammo or when they need to pick somone off without a sniper. Never designed for close quarters, it was only issued to Specail Forces of the IDF.
Could be shot with onehand if you are skilled, but you will most likly hurt yourself
The IDF SF rushed egypts borders in the 6 day war with the desert eagle as a main backup
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anyone who lives/grew up in the desert, and therefore, by association, is/was a hick.
She is a desert rat at heart, but she's adjusted well to city-life.
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