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A type of breakfast which includes every edible item in plain sight. Often consumed in company of friends, or after a long or exciting night. Can be damaging to the consumer's heath.
Name derived from the consumer's vacuum-like mouth, sucking in anything regardless of caloric content.
I woke up this morning, and was so hungry I had a vacuum breakfast.
Crack vacuum is the definition of being a idiot or stupid
J hope your being a crack vacuum
Slang for fucking the vacuum. With a penis of course. Fucking the tube is usually how its done.
Mom: Son! What are you doing to the vacuum!?!?
Son: Feeding the vacuum.
An Irish expression, used to define a person who is not fun to be around. Can be used either to describe a person who is dull or someone who makes everything about them.
Person 1: Good night last night?
Person 2: It was going fine till Gerry turned up, he's a real craic vacuum lately
Person 1: Spent the whole night talking about his divorce?
Person 2: It's almost as if you were there....
Masturbating by sticking your genitals into a vacuum cleaner and using its suction to stimulate your sex organ to ejaculation.
When Ben bought a brand new, top of the line, super-suction, $4,000 Dyson, I wondered what was wrong with our old one.... Yup, he had been using it as a Toyam Vacuum. The whole thing was clogged with dried toyam juice. Not a move!
when you are in an argument and dont want to make the sitaution worse
sally: “i dont get you”
dylan: “dont shower the vacuum lets move on”
A woman's vagina when she's so horny that her pussy is ready to suck in any man's dick that gets close to it.
Teri: Ladies I can't wait to get to the gangbang tonight! My vacuum hole is ready to suck up every ounce of cum those guys can offer!!!
Terri: Ok Ms. Hoover let's blow this joint!