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Midwife Crisis

When a midwife is performing a long and vigorous delivery and needs to change her tampon desperately

The baby cried too much because of a midwife crisis.

by Andy K April 18, 2004

11๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


midnight crisis

a situation where someone in their 40's goes on a rampage of nightclubbing and partying to make up for time lost in their 20's and 30's when they concentrated on their career.

Joe is going out again - talk about a midnight crisis

by Eric Domeier November 23, 2007

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Inflation crisis

The inflation crisis in America Biden doesn't care about. Prices for food will start raising up while Biden stuffs his face in some ice cream. That will be impossible now that the inflation crisis is here. So maybe China gave Biden free ice cream

Ground beef is now $20 due to the inflation crisis

by Skyrim550 January 21, 2022

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midlike crisis

Using the excuse of a midlife crisis to get everything you like.

Husaband: Honey, I know I shouldn't have bought a $95,000 red sports car, set of extended Pings, mink pimp jacket or the lifetime gold membership to Tattletales. Please bear with me, I just can't help myself! It's my midlife crisis!

Wife: More like midLIKE crisis!

by cloverhays2 October 19, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brexistential crisis

We've endured Brexit so long we no longer know who we are! An existential crisis brought about by Brexit.

The UK is currently in the throes of a "Brexistential crisis"

by al-co-hol September 29, 2019

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Senpai Crisis

When you find a show and establish your favorite character but later on find another character you also love. Therefore causing you to debate who your โ€œsenpaiโ€ is.

โ€œI love Kenny McCormick from South Park but...Stan is really cool to...Oh god! Iโ€™m going through a senpai crisis!โ€

by CookieDragon[CD] May 22, 2018

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pain pill crisis

Doctors Refuse to prescribe Needed pain pills, causing Millions of people to Suffer Needlessly! They claim they'll get in trouble for it~I call Bullshit on that!!!!

Our entire country is in a pain pill crisis & I sure hope someone does something to change this!!!!

by Starchylde June 1, 2016

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