Cucumber Disease

Where everything tastes like cucumbers

Or

Where everything tastes like what it’s supposed to be but with a hint of cucumber

Josh: everything tastes like cucumbers. Even my chicken wings

Kate: you have cucumber disease! Stay away

Artic Cucumber

Is a condom filled with human feces frozen to your pleasure. The artic cucumber is then inserted into your partners anus for pleasure and reward.

gosh it's hot today .......how about a nice refreshing artic cucumber!

cucumber gentleman

When a girl loses her virginity to a cucumber

Emily: so how did you guys first do it? Was the guy hot?

Tori: umm... I lost my virginity with a cucumber.

Emily: he must have been a real "cucumber gentleman"

cucumber jumper

Another word for a man's foreskin. As the cucumber resembles the penis, and a jumper acting as clothing for it.

Hey mate! Just got my cucumber jumper removed. Took 37 years but finally a free man.

Goth Cucumber

Another name for a cactus.

How much for the Goth Cucumber?

cucumber emoji

cucumber emoji is another way of saying a dick or a cut dick
examples: 🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒

cucumberrrrrrrr emojiiiii cucumber emoji

cucumber wonder

If you have anal and then you pull it out. If its green it's called a cucumberwonder.

Sara: Put it in my ass

Darren: OK, if you say so

*sticks in*

*Pull out*

Darren: OH SHIT IT'S A CUCUMBER WONDER.