A large, constipated, dry turd that stretches the anus to a point that may be sexually arousing.
Ever since I had that turkish turd, I'm very open to anal sex.
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Taking a dump in bed and trapping your partner in the sheets - like a Dutch Oven....with extreme prejudice.
I gave Emily a Turkish Oven... didn't think she would be into it.
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The stain resulting from wiping one's ass with an open book.
Having defecated in a library washroom lacking toilet paper, I was forced to leave a Turkish bookmark in a copy of War and Peace, which I surreptitiously returned to the shelf.
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When a man whacks off to the point of ejaculation, holds it in and twists his big one and then releases it producing a twizzling burst of the good stuff.
Jimmy shot his turkish twizzler all over his bitch last night !
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A nickname for cannabis, thought to of originally started in Dorset, England. To let other users know they must not talk about cannabis openly.
Examples of Turkish maid:
I want to hire a maid- i want to buy some cannabis.
Is the maid wearing perfume - is the cannabis sprayed or unsprayed.
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When a girl has intercourse with many different male partners vigorously, creating a puss and sperm filled jello-like substance that brews inside the female's meat flaps. Once nice and warm, the female then releases the goo onto one lucky male's chest, hereafter referred to as "the Turkish Omelette."
To complete the act of the Turkish Omelette, the other male partners share the Turkish Omelette in equal portions until it is all gone.
"Hey Steve, do you feel like making some Turkish Omelette's tonight? I'm hungry!"
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A sex act whereby immediately following orgasm, the satisfied partner shouts "victory!!" and then immediately tasers his/her partner with a stun gun
Justin: Why did you buy a stun gun? Its not even a dangerous neighborhood around here.
Kristen: Its not for protection. Its for turkish victory.
Justin: What's that?
Kristen: After a dude makes me cum, I hop off his weiner, scream victory, and taser him right in the balls
Justin: Wow, thats some sick shit
Kristen: Turkish victory my friend
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