wood wash

To have oral sex performed on the penis.

Dude, the stripper gave me one serious wood wash

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Washing Machine

It’s a machine... that washes... tf.

Chore: Landry goes in the washing machine and washes it.

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hog wash

Not of high quality.
Complete Bull.
Not that awesome.
Kind of crappy.
Not porperly completed work.
A lie.
A statement of an non-accurate origin.

This document is complete Hog Wash.

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face wash

An ice hockey term. When a player takes another player into the boards and rubs his sweaty smelly hockey glove all over the other player's face.

"Hey, didya see the FACE WASH Ty Domi gave Jeremy Roenick? Nasty."

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Green Wash

A term to describe the actions of a company with environmentally unsound pratices to portray to the public and popular opinion a green environmentally friendly fascade.

A variation of 'white wash'.

Petrochemical industry sponsorship of environmentally friendly inovation is a form of Green Wash.

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wash day

The day when Terminators walk the streets of L.A. naked

Street Punk: Wash day tomorrow, nothing clean right?
Terminator: Nothing clean, right.

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Washing the Dishes

Slang for beatin' ya' wang.

Equivalent to "beat your meat," "choking the chicken," and, "slapboxing your little homie."

Mom: "Little Jimmy, time for dinner."

Little Jimmy whilst aggressively pounding his schmeat: "One second mom, I'm busy washing the dishes."

Mom: "Oh, okay..wait, how are you washing the dishes in your room?"

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