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He is a annoying twat who interrupts your conversations, they also say the same joke multiple times to the same people these jokes are also very un original.
#guy 1: oh fuck Michaels coming over
#guy 2: what's it going to be this time, 'YoU LiKe JaZz'
#Michael: you like jazzzzzz.
#guy 3 thoughts: i will smack you with a crowbar if you say that again. such an Asian Michael
Yesterday I found the biggest ever Asian cock. It measured 8,32 cm, or 3,275 inches. It was really thin, but its the length that matters.
Dude!!! Thats the biggest ever asian cock i have ever seen!!! Its literally an Ultra rare giant Asian cock!
Yeah i know *cums everywhere*
Past tense, for someone who looked Asian at on point in time. Most likely stoned to the bone
Man, last week at that party, we all were Asianed!
When a Asian chick licks your asshole...
I wanted to go to the car wash, and she said I'll give you a Asian Car wash
Asian cat is when you flip a Asian bitch, a vitanemise bitch or a Chinese bitch and u find her bush and put gel in it. When the gel is in her bush you put her in the freezer. One hour later u get her and her frozen gel and stick your dick in her and the frozen gel will scratch u like a car
Me and the Chinese girl did the Asian cat.
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It's when you find an Asian coughing.
American boy: "Oh my god, the Asian is coughing! That person must have the corona virus! RUNNNNNNN.
The Asian Coughing: Bitch what, my throat just hurts, idiot.
Just the one and only Mr Mark Cheng
I wish I was as cool as the cool Asian