She is the best person and will love you alaways
Hey dory door!
The game of chicken you play when you're fucking a chick in the ass that has diarrhea.
Safest to play this game away from the bed you plan on sleeping in.
Burt: Oh man, I'm gonna totally bend Alana over and fuck her in the ass!
Ernie: You better be careful dude, she had Taco Bell for lunch.
Burt: Time to play a little Back Door Time Bomb
A person who identifies as a ceiling fan and a door.
D:First you were a ceiling fan now you're a door X3
M:Like bro I'm gEnDeRfLuId there for I can be a dOor...I'm bOtH.... A CEILING FAN DOOR
When a turn is at the pearly gates of your butthole.
"Dude I gotta shit so bad, it's knocking on heaven's door!"
"Hopping on doors" is a sex position performed by 2 men, which involves licking the underside of each others' toe nails while making monkey noises.
Tom: Wanna hop on doors?
Kirill: Yes daddy
When you’re fucking a girl doggy style and then it slides out of her vagina and with a seemless transition slides in her ass. This is very hard to do without any prior engagements loosening of the ass hole.
She gave consent for vaginal intercourse but when Kevin did the doggy to the back door she said she didn’t consent to anal. She told the police and Kevin ended up getting questioned.
Diarrhea so runny and projecting at a high velocity that it’ll fly right through a screen door.
“I ate at the Mexican place and got the screen door shits so bad before I even left the parking lot.” Jayson