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what @danielxocampo on tiktok says at every end of his videos
Pack it up Dora because when did we go exploring for new friends got me dead, dead as a cacaroach🤪🤪
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Another word for man gravy, baby batter, nut-juice, cum, sperm.
Named so because of it's allegedly salty taste and consistency.
"Sarah got so worked up last night giving me head she had two servings of Dead sea pudding."
A reference to Arrested Development
When the title or description of a situation, video, location, or anything tells you exactly what to expect but still, you're surprised even though you definitely should have seen it coming.
Michael opens the refrigerator and sees a paper bag with "DEAD DOVE Do Not Eat" written on it. He opens the bag anyway and, there is, in fact, a dead dove inside and he says to himself, "I don't know what I expected."
Michael just had a Dead Dove Moment
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A popular drinking game which can start any time the name of an elderly celebrity or public figure is trending on social media. The object of the game is to accurately guess the reason the name is trending. If you guess correctly, everyone who guessed incorrectly must drink a shot. If nobody is correct, everyone drinks two shots. You are not restricted to guessing that they're either sick or dead or a Pedophile although you will find that that is often the case.
Les - I see (celebrity x) is trending, let's play Sick, Dead or Pedophile.
Phil - Good idea Les, do you want to play Sick, Dead or PedophileJohn?
John - yes.
A girl who has thirty hours to live, she will choose to spend those last hours with her lover.
"Tonight I'm yours, I'm a dead girl walking!"
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A place where they forget your name and all will lose their soul just to survive the game.
Work at your dead end job, where they forget your name, and all will lose their soul, just to survive the game. Forget your goals and dreams, life isn't what it seems, sales goals they're keeping score, we're all left wanting more.
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Jimmy the Dead rat is a large late rodent, known for his ravishing humour and exquisite style.
Fellow 1: Good day monsieur
2nd lad: Hello, fine fellow. May I interest you in our late lord and savior Jimmy?
Fellow 1: The dead rat?
Passing Lady: ALL HAIL JIMMY THE DEAD RAT
Passing enby: ah yes, salutations to jimmy
Everyone in chorus: Jimmy, please bless our humble abodes
Timothy, in the distance: And my mansion!
Everyone in chorus: f@#k you Timothy
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