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A holiday where all the boys and girls act like angels to get a barbie or a toy.
the time of the year when you get free shit from your family and you put shit in a paper bag light it on fire and leave it on you shitty neighbors door step.
When and old fat man breaks into your house or something from your chimney, and leave you presents that his small children elves make and wrap, while he gets the credit. He then proceeds to steal your cookies and milk WHEN YOU COULD’VE FUCKING EATEN THEM JIM.
Patricia: “Yay! Santa brought us presents”
Jim: “Well no duh, it’s Christmas 🙄”
Christmas is a celebration where one of your cousins dresses up as a Christmas tree next to your front door and every time someone comes into the house they scream swear words at them.
Christmas is my favorite time of year.
A strange fat man that lives in unlivable climate breaks into your house through the chimney then eats your food and drinks your milk and somehow can read your mind and knows what present to give you.
"It's Christmas John!"
"Is the fat man coming?"
The holiday clebrated on 25th of december where your uncle dresses up as santa and ejaculates down the chimney and awards all the children in the family with fresh dick(bad word for penis)
Yo bro this christmas is boutta be so lit fam you feel me can't wait for santa yummy
The day when the old hairy man breaks into houses in the dead of the night with the bag for the children
Today is Christmas