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An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.
Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”
You are walking in to your college bathroom in the morning and you see someone's feet in the stall. My friend yells "do your shitin at home#
When your employer allows you to work from home and you take advantage of the privilege by masturbating frequently between meetings and at lunch time. This activity is prostitution-adjacent because, technically, you are being paid by your employer to have sex with yourself.
Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I took a 'jerk from home' day and I am totally exhausted.
Teacher: Where are you going? Young man, where-
Longbeachgriffy: I’m going home!
Teacher: SIT DOWN!!!! SIIIT NOOOWWW!!! SIDDDOWN!!!
This is somehow becoming a fandom full of galvanized square steel and eco Friendly wood veneer.
"We should cover the galvanized square steel with eco Friendly wood veneer. I love using a specific type of steel and a specific type of wood veneer to expand my home! Thanks to home design (the account)!"