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1. Get a girl and do her doggy style near a wall.
2. As your about to ejaculate, smash her head into the wall inducing a nosebleed or other bleeding.
3. Continue to stamp her bloody face all across the wall, as much as possible
I was potato stamping her all down the subway but only for art class.
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Mashed Potatoes means to take a sledge hammer to a paraplegic ( missing all their limbs) smashing them to a pulp and then proceeding in having sexual intercourse with the mushy remains.
A man this morning was just arrested for mashed potatoeing* a former war veteran in an airport bathroom. *Mashed Potatoes
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A common sex position in Idaho where a man puts a potato into a womans anal cavity and proceeds to pound her ass until the potato is finely mashed.
Dude, I just gave that bitch an Idahoan Potato Masher!
describes the appearance and behavior of the internet homo Dan Howell also known as @danisnotonfire
"who is that potato with the weird haircut?"
"that must be Dan Howell!"
pls do not bully the poor vegetable.
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The assumed lyrics to the line "get up on your feet, tear down the wall," in Persona 4's opening theme, "Pursue My True Self." A perfect example of how difficult it is to translate "Engrish."
Lance: Hey, you're playing Persona 4? Oh, I love that one song, "California Potato Power."
David: It's called "Pursue My True Self", dumb-ass.
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I potato you is a saying created by the outstanding Dj/record producer Alan Walker and his fans known as the Walkers. It all started when Alan posted an Instagram picture of him attempting to create a heart with his hands but it looked more like a potato so now we all say I potato you! It's like I love you but better 🥔
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A person who resides at the farthest parts of eastern Long Island. Usually looks and acts like they just walked off the filming set of Deliverence. Most of the time they can't walk and chew gum at the same time and should be residents of Simple City.
There are alot of potato farmers in Stuart Florida
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