A way of ending a phone call without causing offence.
But actually code for "I'm going now because you are boring the shit out of me".
Bob: "...and then on 14 I made a great par-save from the heavy rough..."
Rob: "OK, anyway listen mate I must go - I've got an egg on..."
Classic joke, do you want some egg in a hole? Sounds like do you want smeg in a hole? Implying that, if you said yes, you want smeg in a hole.
Nick: Good morning David, you want some egg in a hole for breakfast?
David: Thanks Nick, sounds great I'll take some
Nick: *Unzips pants*
David: Oh I get it lol.
A good roblox game where your choices matter, recommended
Person 1: have you played Egg Kevin’s house on roblox?
Person 2: yes! It’s such a good game!
The hot egg sandwich is both cunning in the preparation as well as the delivery. The delivery act involves pressing your asshole against ones nose as your balls sit comfortably within the confines of the mouth. Whislt in said position you expel foul,rotten egg smelling flatulence into the nose of the previously mentioned. Now let us learn of the preparation. A 3 week diet of only expired eggs, committing to such an endeavor takes superhuman strength, but when successful all of lifes secrets become obvious.
Brianna said i can sniff like a bloodhound, 3 weeks later i gave her the hot egg sandwich
Another phrase to describe Sunny Side-Up Eggs. No one (except my family for some reason) uses this phrase. Please, for the love of God, start using this phrase! I've used it my whole life thinking it was common BUT ITS NOT! I don't want be the only one that uses it!!
Denny's Waiter: What will you like to order?
Customer: I'll have an Egg with a Ball on Top.
Denny's Waiter: ... I'm I supposed to know what that is? What the hell do you mean?
When you draw an image of a penis on an egg and put it back in the carton.
Heather opened her carton of eggs to find an egg dick pic from Geof inside.
he is the biggest fucking coolest guy u will see even tho he is short
Hey boo, oh my fucking god is that felix egg yoke?
Ik he looks just like handsome mf thats ass at dh.
Holy shit he got Phasmophobia right?
Yeah ik, hes so cool all tho his friend Koby has to carry him.
Oh shit hes a level 3🤣
Calm down boo hes still working on it.