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Sewage Cum

(Noun) male semen with a yellowish tint to it due to lack or nutrients or excessive drinking also the consistency is very chunky and blobby not preferred by healthy women but a heroin addict prefers

Chris just came in shyannes mouth but it wasn’t looking to good I think he has sewage cum

by Bruce bass December 11, 2020


Couldron of cum

It is when a group of guys, ejaculate in to a couldron. The sperm is then mixed and injected into the woman , then in 9 months the man who's baby it is will receive custody and will be name the winner, with the strongest sperm.

Hey guys let's play couldron of cum.

by Dingo xd January 18, 2021


Cum underwear

Tired of the old cum sock? This is 2020. Time for a new change. Before, in previous years, the cum sock was the popular form of stopping the nut with an item of clothing typically found on the foot. Yes, the sock. But now mom knows all about your secrets and is tired of picking up your soggy waste of cum. However, with the cum underwear, cumming is now quick and easy, and can even be done in your sleep! With no need to pull out the old dirty sock, cum underwear allows you to cum whenever, however, and wherever! In public? NO PROBLEM. Just cum in your underwear! This item is the next look into the future, and can help mankind stop shaming themselves for the infamous cumsock.... cum underwear 2020.

“Dude you still cum in a sock?? Shit is old, just use cum underwear like a normal person you sick fuck.”

by Icuminmypantsfuckyou May 11, 2020


Giraffe Cumming

Stretching your penis while ejaculating

Dude, I watch this video last night of a gay guy Giraffe Cumming in a closet

by The Auto Cocks January 8, 2022


Slushee cum

A term for a watered down slushee

Yo, this slushee cum is litty

by kmanchill July 19, 2017


Cum crumbs

The stuff left over in your cum sock after you use it.

Girl: I'm cold.
Guy: Go grab some socks.
Girl: Ew! What's in this one?
Guy: Oh those are cum crumbs, that's my cum sock.

by BigDumpling January 17, 2018


cum glops

The too-tired-to-clean-up, middle-age female, after-intercourse byproduct that impacts a smooth, audibly amplifying surface during the inevitable morning bathroom piss-rush.

Damn! Did you hear those cum glops hit the floor?!
Yeah. I did. That itchy, sticky shit has been up inside of me for the last 8 hours.
Seems like you should be doin' some special exercises to maybe tighten things up a bit 'down there'.
Fuck you!

by YAWA April 27, 2022