Irish-American

Anyone who drinks beer North of Mexico or South of Canada.

This Irish-American is hammered, just like the rest of us.

Irish-American

Irish-American: Someone who is part Irish and part American or someone who has Irish ancestors but lives in America. Let me just point out that if you have a grandparent from Ireland and go around shouting that your “so proud of your Irish side and Guinness, and leprechauns”... you can fuck OFF. I have a great grandparent from Australia and you don’t see me shouting “IM AUSTRALIAN I HAVE A KOALA IN MY BACK GARDEN” if 1 of your parents are Irish then it’s pretty acceptable so say your Irish-American but just calm it down a bit. At least learn ACTUAL Irish culture and what it’s like here instead of going on a couple or Irish travel websites and suddenly you “know everything about Ireland because... IM IRISH”

“Irish-American”: “My grandmother is Irish so that means I'm one of you lol Ireland is great I love Guinness, and St Pattys Day”
Irish bie: “Do you want me to do your knees in or what?” “We don’t only drink Guinness, we aren’t leprechauns, we DON’T have lucky charms we have fucking cheerios and it’s St Patrick’s day or St Paddy’s day.”

Irish whip

A wrestling move where, when your opponent is running toward you, you grab him, jump back a bit, and push him aside so he continues running and can't stop until he hits the ropes and falls giving you an opportunity to pin him down

The undertaker did the Irish whip on John Cena

Irish whip

to strike another person in the face with a penis or dildo.

"I got the black eye when Jeremy gave me an Irish whip."

Irish Road Trip

Drunk Driving

Ej had a few too many beers and took his Honda for an Irish Road Trip leaving the bar

anti-irish emite

someone who is rasicst against the irish

person1:jeff is really rasicst against the new irish guy person2:i know he an anti-irish emite

irish twins

N AND Z are the irish twins with thicc eyebrows

you can see those eyebrowussys form a mile away

get your zandnussy now at irishtwins.ussy.com.ussyau

OMG IS THAT THE IRISH TWINS

N.G AND Z.G

DAMN I CAN SEE THEIR EYEBROWUSSIES (plural)
LORD HAVE MERCY