A guy who fucks fat white girls.
Mike is such a Captain Ahab. He banged Bertha. There she blows.
Sunk the SS Sandu and caused the deaths of 35 billion dinosaurs. Captain Mhewin managed to salvage the ship after Captain Patakat was struck in the head by a pressure regulating wheel.
The Sandu Sank, and Captain Patakat did it.
The worst head a man could possibly get. The name explains itself.
Bruh i asked her for some schlop but she gave me some Captain Crunch instead
a cereal i'm eating right now.
Captain crunch tastes gud
When drunk people fall down or get messed up in their drunken state.
*drunk person trips over curb and smokes face on parking meter*
Joe - "Wow, that dude just captain crunched!"
When a man takes a rather large dump.
Buddy is in there dropping a Captain Crunch
The best cereal, if anyone says otherwise they are most likely gay
Bob: mm, I love captain crunch.