chilly dog

The act of taking a shit on your girls tits and then titty fucking her.

My girl let me give her a chilly dog last night.

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ex-dog

the dog that used to be your dog until your ex-husband got custody of him in the divorce.

"my ex-dog used to pee on my bed. good thing my ex-husband got him in the divorce!"

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Dog Smile

Derived from the dog, Sam, from Will Smith's movie, I am Legend. A Dog Smile is another name for a girl, but in a cuter sense. So instead of Dime Piece or hot bitch, you have Dog Smile.

James: Damn duuude did you see that lady?
Nick: Hell yeah dawg. She was a total Dog Smile!

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Dogying Dogs

Having sex with undesirable women, positioned from behind in doggy style so as to avoid seeing there face.

Person A: Oi man, i heard u been dogying dogs all week.
Person B: Nah bro, they was hot as.

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dog-wad

A wad of any secretion emitted from a dog, such as drool, crap, urine, Dog-Jizz, snot, foam (rabid dog) etc

"You're going to have to wait Five more minutes... Snuffles blew a Dog-Wad on my wedding dress"

"I stepped in a Dog-Wad"

Vet: "if there is an excess of Dog-Wad issuing from Snuffles' mouth bring him back for a check-up"

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Putting on the Dog

To act more sophisticated, affluent, or of greater importance than one really is.

Angela was really putting on the dog at last night's cocktail party. Little did those people realize she's just a humdrum accounting clerk.

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dog soup

('30s soda shop slang) Water.

Can I get a glass of dog soup?

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