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A keyboard which has been cum apon so much that it has formed an extra layer over the actual keyboard and has a hard inside layer amd a wet & sticky outside layer. Usually some keys get stuck together and the whole thing is sticky to where it is unusable.
Gamer boi: "I went to play fortnite last night but my keyboard was so sticky that my hands kept getting wet and they stuck to the keys."
Old girl: "well maybe you should clean your cum keyboard Johnny!"
the name given when you cum but it’s a green colour and has the texture of the juicy part of a cucumber. Often comes randomly but goes within 3-4 minutes.
Babe what is that??
Chill b it’s just cucumber cum, gimme a few mins it’ll go.
Semen becomes stale when left in someone's rectum. Usually the aroma intensifies when mixed with the potpourri of someone's rectum.
Mad your facts stink !!!!! Did someone leave some #stale cum in your rectum ????
A sock dedicated to ejaculating into.
Jimmy, mom found the cum sock.
When you cum and it’s chunky asl
Ewww man you got boba cum??? Yuck!!
When you're trying cum as fast as you can, so that you can get the shitty sex/hand-job/blow-job over and done; and your cum oozes out instead of shoots out.
I had to pity cum because that was the driest mouth ever, and now I have crusty dried semen on my head.