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The symbol of the honorable dutch clan
is a picture of the CAPIVARA!!!! for we dutch members worship large rodents. every 3 weeks and a half, we sacrafice a peon to the great rodents.
awww man, im this weeks sacrifice =(
hey dont se sad man, at least IT'S AN HONORABLE DEATH!!!!!!
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The act of vomiting in bed after a night of drinking and eating White Castle burgers. Then shoving your bed mates head under the sheets. Trapping them for their enjoyment, or not.
I have her the classic White Castle Dutch Oven last night! She was pissed.
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The inhalation of anal emissions via an ill-placed CPAP machine.
Moved the CPAP box too close to my ass last night and gave myself a deep tissue dutch oven.
a sly and sure way of executing the "Dutch Oven." Before getting out of bed you let out a fart, containing it under the blankets. you then get out of bed, careful not to let your fart escape. You then turn on the light, your spouses first reaction is to pull the blankets over their head. Easy to execute and never fails!
Jolene and Wade are laying in bed. Wade lets out a gut wrenching fart and sneaks out of bed. hes then walks to the light and turns it on, jolene screams and pulls the blanket over her head. wade is officially an asshole. and jolene had been easy bake dutch ovened.
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The graceful act of duo masturbation, it is the hottest act that women can do. One female sticks her right hand in her vagina and fingers, while her friend pushes her right elbow down. They do this for pleasure, not for shrek
Damn dude did you see Alexa and Destiny do the double dutch rudder (female) together!?
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A unique and tasty spin on rusty trombone, the double dutch rusty rudder has officially happened once a girl eats your asshole while simultaneously giving you a reach around. However, your hand is on her arm guiding the pace of the HJ. Personally, I like getting double dutch rusty rudders while listening to Santana's Oye Como Va. The whole experience is very hispanic for me. Mostly because I like to eat churros while I receive them.
The last time Lonny Baxter received a proper Double Dutch Rusty Rudder, he was watching Perfect Strangers picturing Balky behind him.
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"You to**er, dont shove you dutch oven mitt in my face! Im gonna cupcake you for that. You uncombobulated, combusto flatulence ridden goit."
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