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An organic backyard bowel and anal cleanse
If you're feeling clogged up but you want to use natural medicine, try a free range enema to clean you out
Abuse of the word "free" to mean costs money. Often used in marketing to create an illusion of free, going against the traditional definition of the word free, but actually an upsell into a confined, non-free service.
Start using the AWS free tier for free.
When your girlfriend sucks a wall-mount while you fuck her from behind.
Joe: You and your girlfriend had a threesome? Wasn't it awkward?
Todd: Nah, man. It was a guilt-free threesome.
Joe: Ah. Can't feel jealous of a dildo. You should invite me next time.
The art of improvisational masturbation
If the stress of life has you down try to your hand at free-form Masturbation as a relaxation exercise.
In the 1973 Lynyrd Skynyrd hit song "Free Bird", vocalist Ronnie Van Zant sings the line "Lord knows I can't change". What he is referring to is the fact that he shit himself and cannot change his pants. This is a direct metaphor for the act of free thinking and rebelling against established authority, and was a hidden instruction regarding the challenge. The challenge, therefore, consists of shitting yourself while listening to the entire almost 10 minute song and not changing your pants until the song is over, or even longer if you can. Doing so will heighten your spiritual senses and leave you on a higher plane of thought and existence.
Chris took the Free Bird Challenge last night, ever since he has been a changed man. He claims to have had his third eye opened and can see the inner machinations of the universe itself.
A page started in 2018. It used to publish art and related stuff. Now, it posts stuff and shit.
Some dick online:"Hey, where do you get these funny memes from?"
Me:"From Moroccan Free Spirit"
The boys had NNN and DDD. Now it’s time for the girls, makeup free march. No makeup the whole month. Absolutely none. If u use just mascara ur out!
Samantha: Hey are you doing MFM? (defined Makeup Free March)
Chloe: No Way! I have to use at least a little