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To eat a girl's ass while fingering her as if you were cupping a french horn while playing it.
I did the Rusty French Horn after the Opera.
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When you have anal sex with a old woman and her asshole is tight like a teenager's twat
The bitch had a wizard's sleeve so I took a ride in her rusty time machine.
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a girl one might fuck for purely utilitarian reasons. i.e. fat and nasty, but willing.
Scott rationalized sleeping with that Rusty Dump Truck the other night because let's face it, it was late and he hadn't been laid in like a year. There was also Jägermeister involved.
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To use it's correct scientific name: 'The A-hole'.
Of course this is due to their startling similarity in appearance.
"See you in fifteen minutes Ed, I'm off to the toilet to release a few 'Chocolate hostages' from the Rusty Sheriff's Badge.
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my mate is queer he likes to feel a penis up his rusty sherrifs badge
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Surreptitiously rimming yourself with the mouth end of a bong belonging to somobody who has angered you, or whom you just hold general contempt for. Farting in the bong makes the gesture that much more meaningful.
My girlfriend's little-shit brother left his stupid bong at my house last weekend, after spilling it on my couch no less. So I gave it a Rusty Bong Polish before he picked it up again. I hope he tastes the Taco Bell I had earlier.
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When you're doing anal and you slip your finger up her ass at the same time your dick is in there.
I wanted to give her something a little extra so I stuck in my rusty co-pilot and tugged her asshole a little.
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