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moon ring

Someone's butthole with a sweaty ring of poo residue around it.

She loves it when I rub her moon ring from behind.

by WillDiggity December 1, 2016


Ring a ding ding

Double speak by members of The Ratpack

- Dean Martin: the air is dry, the temperature is mounting, but something by the pool is a-missing
- Frank Sinatra: Why don’t ring a ding ding?

by Taugether January 4, 2022


The Finger Ring

The Ring isn't made by the dark lord Sauron, but is used for measuring your own nipple and areola size. Measure using your thumb and pointer finger and make their tips meet so you form a circle. Stuff your hand down your shirt and make the circle smaller or bigger depending on the size of the areola and then take your fingers back out to see the results. Foolproof!

The girl had her hand down her shirt, which made Jimmy worried. Then she withdrew the hand and he realized she was just using the Finger Ring.

by barbecuechipz March 21, 2017


bakers cock ring

A Bakers Cock Ring is when one (usually elderly men) raps a twist tie around their cock to pervert it from leaking.

I used to leak everywhere before I started using a Bakers cock ring

by Ipoopmypants.com February 17, 2022


muck ring

After you take a shit and wipe your ass you think it's nice and clean only to find out theres still some more in your o ring.

I have to go wipe my muck ring .

by soup bone September 21, 2013


Lipstick ring

To not get lipstick on your teeth you put a finger between your lips and pull through. This will remove the product located on the inside of your lips and prevent it from transferring to your teeth. It also leaves your lipstick like a ring on your finger.

Girl 1: The lipstick keeps getting on my teeth!
Girl 2: Just put your finger between your lips and pull through.
Girl 1: Yes, but that will give me a lipstick ring on my finger and this lipstick doesn't come off easily.

by Ionceateaman September 22, 2021


Sweet ring blowjob

You and your partner take any bag of gummy rings and stretch out the rings carefully and wrap them around your partners penis. Then your significant other proceeds to give the male a blowjob, eating the rings off his penis.

"Yoo, the other day Julia gave me a sweet ring blowjob!"

by February 14, 2025