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Douche Smolt

A young person or kid who is acting like a complete and utter douche bag. A play on salmon smolt which spawn and swim out to sea- a douche smolt spawns and migrates to where it can be the most douchey, around older douche bags.

That little kid is a pathetic douche smolt. Look how he migrates toward all those big groups of douche bags.

by The_JDH July 24, 2009

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douche-brah

a combination of both Douche and Brah (as in bro). Especially useful for friends who you would normal refer to as "brah" but they are being a complete douchebag.

(mate does something stupid)
"what'd you do that for douche-brah?"

by nancyninja May 11, 2009

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WoW-Douche

1.An MMORPG player that compares every aspect of new MMO's to World of Warcraft.

2.Any moron that inappropriately uses MMO or WoW terminology in casual conversation with normal people.

3.The naked toon dancing on the bank/auction counter in World of Warcraft.

"We would invite Sam to Play Diablo 3,but he's a complete WoW-Douche."

by MrBaldNBad February 10, 2010

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franken-douche

One that does the jive. Thin and green, which a bolt in his head...yet still manages to win the hearts of four lovely ladies.

Franken-douche is awesome

by CHEB302 October 29, 2008

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bungle douche

1)derivation of douche bag reserved for the frat kid 2)frat kid as a duragatory term for typical college student 3)an asshole who is also stupid

created by Superion, recorded by Jon Rainer

"Yo man I was so wasted last night that I sprayed hair spray on my balls and lit it on fire, I'm as crazy as Bam,I could have a show. Tau Delt fo' LIFE!"
"No, you're a bungle douche."

by Jon X Rainer April 25, 2005

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ICE douche

Anyone that hates a Tesla for petty reasons, but especially a person that attempts to damage a Tesla, harass a Tesla owner, or commit vehicular homicide against the occupants of a Tesla.

Billy: β€œDid you see that jackass in a Silverado/F-150/Sierra/Ram try to run me off the road into a telephone pole? What an ICE douche! Let’s go send this video evidence to the police.”

Tim:β€œWow, the β€˜Rise Of Skywalker’ really sucked ass, let’s go get a steak”

Jenny: β€œHey Tim, there are some scratches on your hood, it looks like some insecure ICE douche keyed up your car. I guess we need to send the video of that asshole doing it to the police so that he can end up paying for it and hopefully taking 12 inches in his anal crevice.”

ICE douche at a stoplight: β€œhey faggy Mcfag fag, nice she shed. I have to say these things to you because I have a tiny penis, and like flushing money down the toilet at gas stations, and can’t stand that other people have things that I don’t”

Tesla owner: β€œdon’t be such an ICE douche. Instead, worry about what you have and do what it takes to make your own life the best it can be.”

by DJ UMV December 26, 2019

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PIN Douche

A person (usually a PIN Whore) who thinks they have to send everybody on their BBM list a message "because", but it is usually pointless, stupid shit.

Jim: wtf, Jill says "whats up"

Larry: She's just a pin douche, ignore it.

by JazzPlague August 27, 2009

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