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a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
a phrase said by a bitchy bird called duo in the Duolingo app
you:im not gonna do my spanish lesson today
you: gets a call
Call: Duo on the phone
Duo on the phone: DO YOUR LESSON OR YOUR HOT SISTER GETS IT
This is when a woman or female thinks she deserves special recognition or privilege due to her feminality. Women who are leaders should not come across as wimpy but be emotional and psychological strong; they should be strong, determined and work just as hard as their male counterparts.
Jim: "Susan, why are you looking so gloomy and down?"
Susan: "I'm getting a lot of push back from my male subordinates and peers at work."
Jim: "I think you should get your breast out of your chest and don't worry about what people think. Do your job!."
This is the month you have to post your girlfriend every day
*post pictures of girlfriend*
Girlfriend* awww how sweet
Guy* it’s National post your girlfriend month
Urban Dictionary doesn't like your habit of naming people we don't know.
Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
You can alter your Ring Tone by squeezing the cheeks of your arse together!!
To 'Alter your Ring Tone' As you fart squeeze the cheeks of your arse together, this alters your ring tone??
an alternative for one or more of the following:
1) Literally kiss me. I don’t think I've seen anyone as attractive as you before
2) I think the music you listen to is cool!
Example of usage 1:
Me: Hey what music do you listen to?
My crush: Oh you know, Clairo, Mitski, The Neighborhood, The 1975. Artists like that
Me: I like your music taste :))
Example of usage 2:
My friend: Yeah I just started listening to this new band. It’s really cool!
Me: Dude I like your music taste!