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An insane and hallarious conspericy theorist that famously said "they're putting chemicals in the water that are turning the fricking frogs gay." After that, it was a surprise that anyone took him seriously, but apparently people did, so much so that it directly cause multiple terrorist attacks, leading to the memelord himself being banned from every social media to date.
"Alex Jones is absolutely hallarious. It's a shame that so many idiots take his insane rants seriously."
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1. an overpaid pussy
2.a gay who uses purple lipgloss
3.a ballslapper/ballsucker
4.jeter's buttbuddy
5.a choking steroid filled homo
6.gay
7.should die
8. #1 homo prostitute in america
"{Alex Rodriguez} just sucked on jeter's penis for god luck in the game."
YANKEES SUCK
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Child: Mommy! look its that crazy man from infowars.com
Mother: Come along Junior Alex Jones is off his nut!
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Someone who complains whenever he/she spends money.
Your such an Alex Ng! I'm only asking for 25 cents!
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He’s better than Crosby and you know it Penguins fans! Ovechkin is the greatest russian hockey player of all time. He’s got over 650 goals and isn’t even 35 yet. Commonly referred to as Great 8 or Ovi by Capitals fans, who is the reigning Stanley Cup champion team.
Phil: Did you see the Capitals game last night? Oh my god another hat trick for Alex Ovechkin!
Rick: Take that Penguins fans!
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1. Co-star in the TV series ROOTS. Was booted out in the second season for discovered sex tapes with a white woman.
2. College student with glasses, speaks in a distinctly slow manner.
3. The archetype of faggot and milquetoast.
4. A big yellow banana
1. Yo faggot, you look like an Alex Galan from roots.
2. Put your hands up you Alex Galan! You're under arrest!.
3. Sonny is pulling and Alex Galan.
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By far the best baseball player in the world right now. Puts up amazing numbers and, yes, is overpaid, along with the majority of baseball players. Fields decently at third base because that awesome guy Derek Jeter isn't willing to move even though he's not the best fielder either, while A-rod was stellar at short before moving to the Yankees. Is renowned for "choking" in playoff situations, although those happen to be small sample sizes in which anything can happen, and before 2005 actually played really well in the playoffs. Is hated by many Yankees fans because they believe that over the past years he hasn't lifted the team as much as he should because he's the best player in baseball, although they could point to bad pitching and having players out of their prime under huge contracts (e.g. Jason Giambi). They fail to realize that without his play the Yankees actually would've been worse those years.
Jeter up to bat, with the Yankees tied. Hits a bloop for a single.
Yankee Fan: Nice, man, Jeter leads the team so well.
Alex Rodriguez up to bat, flies out to left.
Yankee Fan: Wow...he should take a couple of pointers from Jeter. Why are we paying this guy so much money if he doesn't will us to win?
Later in the game, Yankees up by 3. A-rod hits a home run.
Yankee Fan: Wow. Thanks for a meaningless home run, A-rod. Way to pad your stats and come up strong when we don't need it.
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