seattle sock job

A person shits in a sock and beats someone with it.

my friend pissed me off last night,so tonight Im going to give him a seattle sock job

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One-sock

(Verb)Infinitive: to walk around with one-sock all day because all of the other socks are dirty

Jerry was one-socking it at work and he smelled like chlorine.

When Jane played strip poker with her Calculus teacher, she used the one-sock method to stay ahead.

Chuck Norris not only invented method One-Sock, he also invented socks.

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leather-sock

a young Canadian native boy named Joel,who plays runescape and poons cause his runescape name is leather sock but also wants bender aka mike to join kill orgy with him

leather-sock:yo mike if I intro to kill orgy your going to join kk?
bender:no fuck you im gunna join with trsitan even if he is already in it<3

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Pink Sock Taco

While vigorously engaged in anal sex, you quickly pull out, causing your female partner to experience a pink sock. You then head down south to lick her wound and enjoy a pink taco at the same time.

Hey Dover, you hungry? Naw, I just enjoyed a nice pink sock taco from the married chick from the call center. Thanks for the offer though!

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sock dick wasted

Intoxication equivalent of white girl wasted but instead involves males getting naked placing socks on their dicks because they are so wasted.

Bystander 1: What the hell are those boys doing?
Bystander 2: Oh that's just Reid and Patrick getting sock dick wasted.

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Crusty tube socks

The most powerful artifact ever know by mankind. Forged with sweat and blood by the almighty car detailers at U-Haul, and currently in possetion of the Noble knight James Tyree. Armed with his fedora of faith and crusty tube socks, there is no being in the multi-verse that can match his raw power.

General Noman: everyone retreat! We are no match for the Crusty tube socks

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Putting socks on a rooster

To say that the task at hand is "like putting socks on a rooster" says that it is a very daunting and nearly impossible feat.

Getting all these kids to stand still while waiting for cake is "like putting socks on a rooster".

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