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having sex with a girl in the tub. You ejaculate in the tub and she uses a straw to swallow the cum.
Man I had sex with this girl this morning in the shower and she did a great job "milking the water". A cup or other drinking device can be used.
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Person 1: DARCY WATERS IS A GRASSY THAT LIKES TO SMELL BAD AND IS SNITCH
Dangerous: check OUT HIS PAPERWORKPAPERWORKS(Q,P,9)AUS
In theory , a water stain is nothing more than a sad story of an illegitimate oil field bro who acquired his job from jarred Peters back in 2011 at Grady rentals. The term water, and the relation to Clyde’s life .. as we reflect on its said existence.. is supposed to be clean. However it is not. It is tainted with filth and cigarette smoke from behind the skate station where Clyde would perform suck wang on Kurt mayhew for menthols. Which in return leaves a stain. And Clyde has been a stain ever since he dyed his hair like slim shady in middle school and thought he was sweet when he would do wheelies in his shitty as tired wheelchair cause he broke his fuckin leg or something idk fuck you Clyde your mega cab was mega stupid ... fuck you
-Webster’s dictionary 2017
Clyde’s mom-
my grocery list doesn’t have detergent on it, because that water stain is never going anywhere———— yeet
Wine or other alcohol beverage drunk from a mug or other container so it’s not apparent to the kids what your drinking. (Father’s would have daddy water).
She took a long guzzle of her mommy water mug before getting up to investigate the latest crashing noise from the other room.
The feeling in your lungs when you're high.
Dude.. I have water lungs.
Wet pussy that won't burn your dick with an STD.
My woman has that aquafina, that holy water. That's why I always hit it raw.
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The act of turning on the sink of bathtub so no one can hear you take a shit. Whether it be in the next room because of paper thin walls or the neighbors in the apartment next to yours.
Taylor: Why did you turn the water on when you went into the bathroom? I know you didn't wash your hands for twenty minutes.
Phil: I was ummm washing my hair.
mark: Admit it you were water logging!
Phil: Alright I drank a lot last night you happy?
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