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Chainsaw Shits

When machine gun farts go too far and one shits his pants in a rhythmic and poetic barrage of farts and turds that tears open one’s butthole.

After that burrito, I had machine gun farts that evolved into a bad case of Chainsaw Shits. But you know what they say, never trust a fart... it’s just an asshole talking shit.

by Neighty1 June 28, 2019


Shit-wreck

Somewhere between shitfaced and a trainwreck.

Linda is a total shit-wreck tonight,

by Cool Cat Tour Coordinator August 30, 2015


shit mother dick

Shit mother dick is a phrase that is often used by 5th graders who think they know how to swear.

Example:

Teenager: Crap, I dropped my backpack

Kid: We're allowed to swear here?

Teenager: No you can't swear here you're like 8

Kid: Shut the fuck up I'm 11 you little shit mother dick

by HELL_NO February 14, 2016


Shit Take Thursday

A day in which you post your shittiest takes, usually on a Thursday.

Person 1: Did you know racism is good?

Person 2: Interesting, I didn't know it was shit take Thursday.

by big balls23 June 9, 2022


Shit Showdown

Another name for the not so popular online PVPVE game. Hunt Showdown.

Hey guys lets go play some Shit Showdown, id love to die to somebody sitting in a bush for 30 mins.

by Storxstar August 26, 2022


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by antsasshill November 28, 2021


Shit's Hit

A women who has been hit with an ugly stick (Ugly ass mother fucker)

Shit's Hit Mutha Fucka

by Billy Mass September 8, 2008