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A very short person. Someone who could perform oral sex on someone standing next to them without having to bend over or squatting down.
The basketball player's girlfriend was only blow job high when she stood next to him.
When you piss someone off or expose him.
You keep blowing my crap whenever they are around.
a blow-dried cow is a powerful political weapon. It can be used to win over large amounts of people. Easily obtained through the black market. Illegal for their strange ability to control one's thoughts and actions. This power is through their irresistible charm and adorableness.
"We are in danger because Russia has obtained a Blow-dried Cow"
Find yourself a Joe and give him a blow. It’ll make his day 🤤🍆💦
Happy Blow Joe Day!
Getting too excited. Or to Cum.
"I just blew my beans"
"I'm gonna blow my beans"
Dressed as a care bear give the carebear stare while getting a big load on your face
The carebear blow job is the the most strangest sexual experience of my life
When you run out of things to watch on Netflix and you're done just chilling
"I am hoping tonight's date moves past Netflix and Chill...could use a Shomi and blow me."
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