D.P. any goddamn way

From the already famous "BooYah" porn scene. This is where an overly aggressive black male, accompanied my two other black males watching and jerking off in the background, places his testicles in a young and helpless white females anus. He then proceeds to have vaginal intercourse. By having his balls in the anus and penis in the vagina one is having a D.P. (Double Penetration) any goddamn way.

This is a short part of the "D.P. any goddamn way" scene

Actor #2: How you like that, how you like that?

Actor #3: (despondently) Fuck you, bitch.

Tony Eveready: Motherfuckin' asshole don't even wanna let my nuts out... asshole don't wanna let my nuts out!

Actor #4: Now you gotta DP!

(background chatter)

TE: You gettin' DP'd any goddamn way. Look at that, asshole don't even wanna let my nuts out... yeeeeaaah. (panting heavily) God dammit, mmhmmm. You nasty ass bitch.

Actor #4: Mmmm.

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where there's a willy there's a way

basically, if you really want something, you'll get yer cock out and fight for it, man to man, woman to woman, smurf to smurf. ;D

hai, i'm a virgin, and i need a way to unbecome one, OH JUST SEX ME ALREADY? D:

''where there's a willy there's a way'' ;D

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te wai kohai

a pretty ass bitch whos gonna b famous asfuck. a real mf who nevafolds onna realist! someone who dgaf what u think. someone real, someone pretty, someone true!

te wai kohai <3

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i don't swing that way

How to decline advice from a golf pro.

Golf pro: "You might want to consider following through more."

Golf enthusiast: "I don't swing that way, man"

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homie don't play that way

in other words .. thats not how i be doin things ... or homie wouldn't touch that with a 10-foot pole

"i ain't gon use no public washroom. all they got is tissue paper. homie don't play that way. boy i got a 2-ply minimum"

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50 Ways To die in Minecraft

I series made by @jayRiott/JakeEyes that consists of references. "There once was a king, who, uh, TNT, Werehouse?" "Kill him" *dies*

GO WATCH 50 WAYS TO DIE IN MINECRAFT NOW RIGHT NOW CURIOSITY WILL KILL THE CAT EVENTUALLY

Go way boi unk

I am having a brain aneurysm, please send help.

Go way boi unk before I call dickybird and the buvas.