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When two circumcised men want to snoodle on Saint Patrick’s Day, they hollow out a potato and insert their dicks to vigorously tickle tips.
Hey O’Malley it’s Saint Patrick’s day, I have one potato left, want to Irish snoodle?
(Noun) A precision measurement device, 12 inches in length, used as a standard in golf when providing distances from a specific point. When giving a measurement with this device, it is generally specified in the measurement.
He hit is golf ball 3 inches from the hole, measured by an Irish Ruler, or 1/4 of an Irish Ruler.
While one is tossing their partners salad, creates an air tight seal with their lips around partners 5 points of contact. Once an air tight lock has been achieved, the delivering partner exhales a large "poof" of air. Resulting reactions may occur.
Bro 1: dude I gave my tinder date the Irish Adiós last night after dinner at Red Lobster
Bro 2: that's crazy has she called you since?
Bro 1: nah she hasn't talked to me since.
When you have morning sex with a woman on her period.
She was on her period so we just had an Irish breakfast
For Adults, Some bread and jam, really thats just it. Or for a kid its a cereal.
9 year-old John ate an irish breakfast.
28 year-old Dave at an irish breakfast on the train to work experience.
Its when you dunp on are face and fart In her mouth and say happy st Patrick days !!
Hey I did Irish breakfast on your mom ! Good thing I
A potluck typically conducted on a Sunday afternoon by Presbyterian's that want to poke fun at the other denominations in the family.
"Baptists think they invented Irish Potlucks, it was actually the early church"