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A epic blowjob worthy of the movie screen
Last night Karen put on quiet a throat show at her apartment
Send this to your friend on Nov 2 and they have to send you a dick pick and if they send it back to you you have to send them a dick pic
Friend 1- show me your dick
Friend 2- eww no
Friend 1 - but it's Show your friends your dick day
Friend 2 - ok 🍆
Someone who edits multiple shows rather than only one specific show.
"I am a multi show editor.."
"What does a multi show editor mean?"
"It means that I make a variety of edits from different shows!
A collectable that should hold no value due to looking very bad. However, due to either a popularity with collectors/fans, limited production, and/or the sheer novelty of it, it becomes very sought after. With prices being fairly high given how crappy the collectable is.
Person 1: Hey, do you still have that fast food toy that looks defective?
Person 2: Yeah, but it's become a freak show collectable now. I might sell it for $400 or more online.
A particularly profitable venture. Commonly used by those that work in the wilds of Canada, such as loggers, tree-planters, drillers, land surveyors and geophysicists.
That contract was an absolute cream show, everybody made money and got home before Christmas.
When two or more guys jerk off at the same time to see who shoots his load the farthest leaving the fallout sticking to whatever it lands on under it's path
4th roommate yelling at the other 3 roommates as he enters the room from last night's contest, " OKAY THAT'S IT! NO MORE CREAM SHOWS UNLESS YOU COVER THE FURNITURE AND FLOOR WITH PLASTIC BEFORE YOU START! FUCKING STEPPED IN SOME AGAIN! THAT'S JUST RUDE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! "