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When you're having sex, and you go back and forth from the asshole to the vagina.
"Me and my girl friend love doing Brown Town Alley. Strangely, I enjoy it more than she does."
A City which wont win anything, Over run by people with hidden agenda's. Its all Politics
Piss-Ant Town Adelaide
A really small town where people actually say stuff like 'ya'all' etc, usually with a tiny population and where you know EVERYONE.
You might be from a small town if... ......
1. You can name everyone in your school.
2. You know what 4-H is.
3. You ever went to a party that was held about 20 miles down a deserted dirt road.
4. You ever went or thought about going cow-tipping.
5. School gets canceled for a sports team going to
State
6. You still go home for Homecoming.
7. It was cool to date someone from a neighboring town.
8. You had a senior skip day.
9. The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
10. You can't help but date a friend's ex.
11. Your car is allways filthy from the dirt
backroads.
12. You think that kids who ride skateboards are
weird.
13. The town next to you is considered "trashy" or
"snotty" when it is just like your town.
14. Getting paid minimum wage is considered a raise.
15. You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as the "rich people."
16. The people in the big city dress funny then you
pick up on the cool new trend two years later.
17. You bragged to your friends because you got pipes on your truck for your birthday.
18. On Fridays, anyone you want to find can be
found at Main Street or the local resturants.
19. Weekend excitement involves a trip to Walmart..
20. Even the ugly people enter beauty contests.
21. You decide to walk for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask you if you need a ride.
22. Your teachers call you by your older sibling's
name.
23. The closest "cool stores" are at least 45 miles
away.
24. Everyone from your school worked at the same place.
25. You can walk across town in 10 mins.
26. U give direction by using "The" stop light in town.
27. Someone who just moved in is 'the new kid' until someone else moves in - be it weeks, months, or years.
27. You laugh your head off reading this because you know it's true and then forward it to eveyone in your address book, which is actually half your town.
Small Hick town:
Timmy: "Ya'all wanna meet at the stop light o'er on Main? There's gonna be a get-together at Billy's tonight, eh."
Jimmy: "Course that'd be just darn dandy old mate, but me 'n my folks're heading down yon dirt road to grammy's tonight, to feed the pigs and cows, eh."
City:
Jake: "Hey Dylan, there's a wild party over at Luke's on Saturday, you in?"
Dylan: "Well I was supposed to fix my Gran's T.V., but hell I'll do that on Sunday. If theres chicks, I'm in."
Jake: "And booze."
Dylan: "Sweet!"
1. It just something that you say to someone in response to them thinking that they would Schoo, Put on a clinic, Show them how it is done, Do a number on..., in something such as playing a sport, video games and perhaps Life in general. So therefore, you tell that to someone when you want them to know that you are about to beat them at whatever you and him and/or her are about to do.
- "I am going to Take You To Town in this match of MW3."
- "I would take that girl to town."
- "I am going to take This pizza To Town."
A place where you keep the horses in the back. Don't worry, the horse tack is attached. You can ride on the horse, maybe whip out that Porsche.
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road. I'm gonna ride till I cant no more.
A chick who lives in a small town and has been with so many of the guys, she has to find a guy from out of town If she wants to marry.
Were Betty and Tony high school sweethearts ?
Oh...no... Betty met him after college... in another state... she's an outta town girl. Only way she'll get a permanent guy is if he .....is from OUTTA TOWN
a drug first done in Worcester, MA (Wor-Town). This drug is made by soaking buds of marijuana in benzocaine and then is smoked with glass pipes/bowls. Usually done as an alternative to Sherm, Angel Dust, and Crystal Meth.
"Yo dude, you try a Wor-Town Tripp yet?"
"What the f**k is that man?"
"It's this crazy new drug, you gotta try it!"