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The UK trading name of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Something I watched before school 14 years ago. Those were the days...
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When you are having an argument and you see your logic begin to fail, you can use this phrase to automatically win. This of course only works if the reference is understood.
The phrase originates from a conversation that occured directly after a speech which described how the earth revolves around the sun.
At the end of the speech an elderly lady stood up and said,
"What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise."
The scientist then smugly asked,
"What is the tortoise standing on?"
"You're very clever, young man, very clever", said the old lady. "But it's turtles all the way down!"
This anecdote was made "popular" by Stephen Hawking, who told it at the begining of his book "A Brief History of Time."
"Your an idiot.. Theres 35 letters in the english alphabet not 26...
Lets count.
A = 1
B = 2
C = 3 "
....
"Z=26 ... ... um ...
then its just turtles all the way down. "
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The four sexiest mutant turtles ever created. Raphael is the studliest, none of the other's compare.
Raphael is the studliest, none of the other's compare.
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1: Michaelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael.
2: Appeared as a comic book in the 1980s
3: Created by Chuck Norris, on one fine day when he decided to eat four turtles whole. After they passed through his body, they had grown 6 feet and learned karate.
"Don't make me go Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on your ass, son, Chuck Norris is on MY side"
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green dudes who would so kick mofo power rangers skinny little butts.
Greengirl4Donatello4life.
turtles in a half shell-TURTLE POWER!
*SCREAMS* YEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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A franchise that reached world-wide popularity circa-1990. The charactors were four mutated turtles that were the size of humans, crave pizza, talk and have expert martial at skills, learned from a similarly mutated giant rat... Master splinter. Their sworn enemy was The Shredder, or "Shreadhead"/"metalmouth".
I used to watch this before school every day 14 years ago.
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dropping 'i like turtles' at random or inappropriate moments in a conversation. This phrase was made famous by that stupid kid on the internet when asked a question which did not merit an 'i like turles' response. It can be funny if used sparingly... very sparingly.
person1: that test was nothing what i expected, i hope i passed.
person2: yeah, that test was tough.
person1: it's like, could she have made that test any harder?
person3: I like turtles.
person1: you're retarded.
person2: i thought it was kind of funny. it helps that he does it sparingly! Nice 'I like turtles' bomb, person3.
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