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When you're the second, or later person to have either protected, or unprotected intercourse with a lady in the last 12 hours or so.
Different from sloppy seconds because it implies the last guy(s) used a condom or did not cum inside.
Last night Robbie hooked up with a party slut. He had no idea he was getting second hand pussy though, and just assumed that was her usual tightness.
Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.
Infinitely accurate time.
So time could be e^3 days, etc.
Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"
An unexpected shit in your pant.
Oh shit, man. I just made a 30-second brownie.
When you hear a piece of music not as a full-song but as a snippet being used in other mediums, such as for a meme, advertisement, movie scene, TikTok, etc.
"I just realized I know this song, even though I never directly listened to it or knew its name."
"Yes. That's called second-hand listening."
Sesquaple-2C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and seven great-grandparents in common.
My sesquaple-second-cousin is a good person.
A mesurent of time used by wow doges. Around sixty-nine seconds long. Doges measure time weirdly.
one doge-second later, he came back
Spouse's second-cousin's spouse.
My co-second-cousin-in-law is a good person.