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Australian slang for masturbating. 'Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters' refers to a person's hand and when you 'have a date' with Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters you have a wank.
"I've gotta get home and see Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters"
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palmer is palm on hand and 5 daughters are fingers. wank off
i was with mrs palmer and her 5 daughters last night
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Slap the slut out of you means to fuck someone so hard that they don’t want to fuck or be a slut anymore
She’s fucked so many dudes I’ll have to slap the slut out of her
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When a woman is flicking her bean and she is about to cum, she punches herself in the vagina.
Angela said that while she is donkey punching her love box while viewing porn on Xhamster.com, she covers her computer with saran wrap to avoid squirting all over her keyboard.
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april 14th is national eat her out day
boy : omg it’s national eat her out day
girl: you know what that means ;)
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A hard dicking while having Culloden's third movement, Finale playing.
Ezekiel: I heard Micheal toomed her stoops for the gaudy sodgers last Friday.
Amos: How do you know?
Ezekiel: I could hear Culloden's III movement coming from upstairs, and it felt like a mini earthquake in my apartment.
Amos: Oh yeah... then she definitely got her stoops toomed.
A phrase added to the end of a story that once told, sounded less cool than you thought.
I spent yesterday with my gramma. We shopped and had lunch. (weird silence from audience) ....and then I punched him/her in the face.