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the most important question to know before you go on a date
joe: wanna go out with my friend linda on friday? me: i dunno does she got da booty?
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...(Whispers)Of balls.
Used in Full Metal Jacket. To
"Come on privates! Act like you've got a pair!"
When you're too scared to do something, you should act like
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Phrase used by simpletons across the globe when confronted with a simple challenge. Often this stupidity can be faked, and the use of this phrase can become a cop out.
1st person - Can you help me with this task
2nd person - Don't ask me. I ain't got a fucking clue about none of that shit
1st person - Can you tell me how to do something
2nd person - I ain't got a fucking clue
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When you only have 50p to pay for something.
Person: "How much is this?"
Person 2: "That's 2£ sir"
Person: "i've got 50p, fuck you" *leaves store with product*
Person 2: "that's not good my brudda!"
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Someone is a dire straits fan....
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You don't have to lie about something to hang out with me
Joe:I got every pair of Jordan's I just don't wear none I like rocking Shaq's
Bob:You aint got to lie to kick it!
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I have a bad feeling about this but only, this is how canadians would say it.
"Come on do it!" canadian #1.
"But, i've got a bad feeling aboot this!" canadian #2.
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