To get a boner in a fancy place and then lose it fast.
*Two men walk into a restaurant*
Man 1: Hey dude, this is awkward, but you've got a boner!
Man 2: OH SHIT. *sits down at table and hides it*
-later in the evening-
Man 1: Bro, your boner is gone.
Man 2: OH MY, where did my boner go!?
Man 1: Looks like you've had a case of Swavay and De Boner
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aka
any of your other online selves
Don't call me Shirley, that's just a nom de flume.
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The act of having your female partner's feet on the males shoulders and head by the males feet and the male pecks at the females pussy.
Sex is considered sura de bunda
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Something only gay niggas say to attract staight niggas
He: fis de pyt
Me: what's fis de pyt ?
He: fis de pyt my dick nigga
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Actually the fattest man alive. No questions asked
Damn I ate so much spareribs, I feel like Dolf de Ridder.
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tacos de caca besties so true xx XD tacos de caca
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