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Jew Tang Clan: n. Informal
A group of Jewish kids that love rap music and live in NYC. Their role models include but are not limited to the Beastie Boys, Ali G. (not a Jew but could pass for one) and A Tribe Called Quest – just cause their dope. Requirement: The clan in question was a break dancing crew at one point but it fell apart when they discovered MBA programs, law school, and Med school.
I used to have a sick Jew Tang Clan but I got a 700 on the GMAT and now I have to go to NYU for my MBA...
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Jew-veau riche(French: "new jew") is a term, usually derogatory, to describe those whose Judaism has be acquired through conversion, rather than birthright. They did not develop their Jewish identity through a lifetime of suffering being guilted by a Jewish mother, being sent off to overnight camp or blamed for killing Jesus.
Jew-veau riche people excessively flaunt their new found Judaism when in the company of Jews by birthright.
"Ivanka's husband wasn't allowed to marry her until she converted to Judaism. She's so Jew-veau riche, that she brags about keeping Kosher on Christmas."
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Rare type of Jew who leaves on the coast or live in boats in the middle of the ocean. Be careful deep sea Jews are very good fighters and will steal all your coins if they can.
Man 1: “hey look a boat”
Man 2: “ no don’t go near it I heard a deep sea Jew lives there. He will beat us up and steal our money”
Man 1: “damn ok”
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This is someone of jewish descent that has screwed a hard
working man or woman out of their money.
This is a much older expression that is not widely used but should be given the current state of the economy.
that skid nose jew bernie madoff got what he deserved!
Now if they lock up the greedy skid nose jew bankers,that would make
my day!
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What you get when a Jewish police officer arrests you for driving under the influence because you are a drunk Gentile/Australian actor/director who blames Jews for drunk driving laws.
Officer: Sir, you were swerving, please exit the vehicle.
Australian Gentile director/actor: Jews have started all wars and killed Jesus!
Officer: Sir, you are under arrest for Jew-U-I.
Australian Gentile director/actor: I demand my Jewish lawyer.
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This is somewhat of a misnomer, since a "self-hating Jew" is usually not someone who really hates themselves. Rather, they identify themselves as more than, or something other, than just a Jew. They view themselves as a regular human being first, and feel uncomfortable with Jewish ethnocentrism and the "Chosen people" stigma. Even though they were born to Jewish parents, they are in direct opposition to religious Jewish dogma which they see as outdated and limiting. They may even believe that by setting themselves apart throughout history, the Jews may have unwittingly brought antisemitism unto themselves.
Self-hating Jews long to be Gentiles, because they do not like the designation and tradition forced on them by their ancestors and/or religion, which they have shed. They find liberation from their "self-hate" by identifying themselves not exclusively as Jews who are "strange" and "different", but as Gentiles; as any human being; no matter the race.
Jew #1: "The Nazis were overzealous in their logic which brought around their own demise. But some Jews also display the same racial, "pure-blood" thinking, which may have contributed to THEIR demise. It exposes a duality, a flaw in human nature: ethnocentrism is a flawed concept that can hurt anyone, no matter their race. This is 2011, its about time we advance beyond racial thinking"
Jew #2: "How dare you say that Jews brought the Holocaust onto themselves? Have you no pride?"
Jew #1: "Dude I didn't even say that. Besides, I do have pride, it is individualistic pride. I think for myself and I don't understand the concept of collectivist Jewish pri-"
Jew #2: "Stfu man. You're such a disgrace, you're nothing but a self-hating Jew"
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the smallest penis known to man only one person other then a baby jew has this and his name is Joe. the person with the biggest penis discovered this and joe has been made fun of ever since what a maroon
wow joe you have a baby jew dick.
is that a dick or a vagina?
"must be a baby jew dick"
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