An unprofessional way to say ‘beats me.’ Mainly used when prompted with a question you have absolutely have no knowledge in.
Origin: Whittier, CA
Chris: “hey Jorge, who drives that shitty lookin RSX”
Jorge: “shiiiit, beats my meat”
1) the simultaneous actions of beating your meat and eating out your partner.
2) the action of beating your and/or your partners meat, proceeded by the action of you eating your partner out, and/or your partner eating you out.
Also see: Suck N’ Fuck
After foreplay, my partner loves to partake in a good ol’ Beat N’ Eat.
Motor boating of the Butt Cheeks.
That bitch last night begged me for the Bakersfield Beat Box!!!!!!!!!
When you think your partner is mad at you. And you have to fish the waters to find out if they are or if you are just over reacting. you use this phrase to cover your ass.
You: Babe why are you mad at me?
Them: I'm not. ( mad tone)
You: what you Look like I ''just beat a badger with a penis".
The shit you've been laughing about the rest of the school day after your friend said it
Friend: so this one is 4.5 long right?
You: just make it five and have it done who gives a fuck
Friend: lets not beat around the meat dude just get the measurements right
You: HAHAHA ha ha funny... beat around the meat
Friend: CAN YOU GET THE FUCKING MEASUREMENTS???
The dance your pardner does when they step into the cowboy boots you jacked off into the other night.
What the fuck is wrong with you; why would you come up with something like the "Meat Beat Boogie."
smoke cigarettes; to smoke massive quantities of cigarettes while pounding some beers or alcohol of some sort
Hey, Grant do you want to come over and pound some beers, and beat some heats tonight?