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Washing your dick in the bathroom sink after sex.
A rock star shower is a quick and efficient way to get to sleep quickly and not have a stinky dick.
When you rate your shits on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being the highest honor. A shit to be proud of, especially if you fill the bowl and clog it too!
Oh man, I just took the nastiest 5 star shit! A total bowl filler and it clogged the toilet! I had to plunge it and flush it 10 times until it all went down!
Minnesota North Star
When taking a dump and deciding to suck ones own cock.
Tom: Just took a massive shit whilst giving myself a Minnesota North Star
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Suriya is the next Super Star for Kollywood as he is holding mass fanbase allover the india and overseas only versatile actor of this generation who is have huge fanbase
Next super star for a reason
A mysterious illness that only affects fans of Star Wars.
Fan#1: I know you've been diagnosed with Star Wars Fatigue, but Jar Jar: A star wars story is playing...
Fan#2: I'd rather go see Fast and the Furious 32: The ghost of Paul Walker returns
Bursting a premature nut while attempting to perform anal sex. Rim firing your load on his or her brown star when trying to enter. Usually caused by being too turned on and that starfish being too damn tight.
Rachel’s ass is so damn tight I ended up doing the ol’ Star burst.
My uncle snuck in my room and tried to dry crack me but he ended up doing the ol’ Star burst.
When someone near you farted a long time ago (several minutes) but its effects can still be detected for eons.
Me: Did you fart?
BF: A long time ago
Me: What did you eat?! Dying star effect is strong! Please fluff the blanket!
BF: =|