boat scene from willy wonka

the scariest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life

oh my god dude the boat scene from willy wonka is more terrifying than skydiving how did that make it into a kids movie

this ain't a scene, its an arms race

The new catchy Fall Out Boy song, recognizable from the chorus "This ain't a scene, its a GOD DAMN ARMS RACE".

this ain't a scene, its an arms race is a 2007 Fall Out Boy single

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Lawrence Welk Crime Scene

Its when one serior citizen finishes fucking another senior citizen up the ass and then they shit it out into their Depends undergarment.

(Lawrence Welk Village is a senior community in San Diego, CA.)

I feel sorry for the nurse that has to clean up that Lawrence Welk Crime Scene.

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oh em gee, I'm so scene

Say it and see how long it takes for someone to punch you.
The world record currently stands at 12 minuites 16 seconds.

"oh em gee,I'm so scene" the girl in the Panic! At The Disco shirt squealed.
Exactly 5 minuites 2 seconds later a group of kids in Mudhoney and Black Flag shirts set upon her.
Once they were finished, the only thing left of her was her hella cute hairband.
My,how awful.
oh em gee, I'm so scene

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investigating his/her crime scene

A slang term for masturbation.

Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.

I walked into the room and there he/she was, naked and sprawled across the bed investigating his/her crime scene.

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hamlet act 3 scene 3 line 87

no

To quote hamlet act 3 scene 3 line 87 - no

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re-enacting scenes from 'The Exorcist'

Confined to one's bed due to illness, with smelly and unpleasant symptoms including vomiting and possible incoherence due to illness or side effects of medication. Probably with some crusty sick around the mouth.

"It was sweet that he wanted to check on how she was, but she was re-enacting scenes from 'The Exorcist', so she wouldn't let him see her."

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