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a big black man was fucking LINDSAY COHEN'S anus while LINDSAY COHEN sucked off a bearded midget. LINDSAY COHEN likes cock of all races. not picky. extra easy. If you see LINDSAY COHEN around, whip out your dick for a great time. LINDSAY COHEN is to DISEASED WHORE as WHITE is to RICE.
(p.s. be sure to wear a rubber)
LINDSAY COHEN is the BIGGEST SCENE SLUT in North Carolina.
Actually shes just the biggest dumb nasty whore in history.
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the scariest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life
oh my god dude the boat scene from willy wonka is more terrifying than skydiving how did that make it into a kids movie
The new catchy Fall Out Boy song, recognizable from the chorus "This ain't a scene, its a GOD DAMN ARMS RACE".
this ain't a scene, its an arms race is a 2007 Fall Out Boy single
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Its when one serior citizen finishes fucking another senior citizen up the ass and then they shit it out into their Depends undergarment.
(Lawrence Welk Village is a senior community in San Diego, CA.)
I feel sorry for the nurse that has to clean up that Lawrence Welk Crime Scene.
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Say it and see how long it takes for someone to punch you.
The world record currently stands at 12 minuites 16 seconds.
"oh em gee,I'm so scene" the girl in the Panic! At The Disco shirt squealed.
Exactly 5 minuites 2 seconds later a group of kids in Mudhoney and Black Flag shirts set upon her.
Once they were finished, the only thing left of her was her hella cute hairband.
My,how awful.
oh em gee, I'm so scene
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A slang term for masturbation.
Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.
I walked into the room and there he/she was, naked and sprawled across the bed investigating his/her crime scene.
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no
To quote hamlet act 3 scene 3 line 87 - no
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