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A Wicked Boner is when you have a really hard boner and it wont go away.
Dude i just had a Wicked Boner and it sucked...
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When you have an intense discussion about a topic and you get a subsequent mind boner. The excitement and arousal of the mind from entering a heated debate that lends to the feeling of wanting more. Mind boners can also be used to mind fuck people in order to inseminate and propagate ideas. (See also mind fuck)
"Dude that talk last night about the unknown universe gave me the sickest mind boner."
"I totally mind fucked my roommate with my mind boner last night."
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(n.) A boner bonus is any normal, everyday situation that will allow you to do something that will result in a definite erection.
Jake: "Dude, my parents are leaving tonight and I'm gonna be home all alone."
Anthony: "Wow, man, you're such a loner."
Jake: "I'm just gonna watch porn all night."
Anthony: "Boner bonus!"
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Where a kid has so many books in their backpack, to the point where you are able to see the books protruding out. This look is often sported by the nerds of your school
Tom: "Whoa, look at that kid, his backpack is so full!"
Bill: "Yea, he has one gnarly backpack boner."
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the act of being so repulsed the thought or ability of getting a boner is impossible.
When two ton Tammy, Tina the talking tummy and her friends started puking and the stench filled the room, boner genocide was had by all.
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What happens when you see a snorg-tees ad.
I can't believe I just got a total ad-boner. I'm still not buying a shirt but that girl is totally showing cameltoe! :)
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A filthy boner is one that, in the course of festivities, has become covered in filth.
Rupert woke up with a boner: one that was covered in cum, poo, vag juice, taco sauce, pubes, and dog slobber.
"Wow," he thought as he looked up to see Cindy's panties hanging from a floor lamp, "that must have been a great party."
"I have a filthy boner!"
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